"Keyboard Kombat The Unhinged Sport of True Online Warriors, Paid Shillers, Cowards, and Bots."
Ladies, gentlemen, and all you digital entities in between, welcome to the most epic showdown of the century! You've stumbled upon "Keyboard Kombat," the unhinged sport where only the most audacious keyboard warriors, paid shillers, cowardly trolls, and bot overlords dare to tread!