3422 â July 9, 2024 â You Canât Fix Stupid â You can change your hair color, put on some makeup, buy a new hat, wear high heels, have liposuction or plastic surgery, but you canât fix stupid! No amount of taxpayer dollars, or government grants, or stolen votes can fix stupid. You canât pass a law that makes stupid people smart. But, maybe we can figure out a way to bury âstupidâ in the ground, kinda like CO2.